撩英语老师的土味情话可以尝试以下几种风格：
1. "I love you more than English grammar rules."
2. "You're the only verb I'd like to conjugate."
3. "I can't stop thinking about you. It's a recursive function."
4. "You're the missing piece to my life's equation."
5. "I'd love to help you with your English, but I can't resist falling for you."
6. "You're the only one who can make my English grammar perfect."
7. "I'd rather be with you than with any other subject in school."
8. "You're the only one who can make my English class interesting."
9. "I'd love to be your student, but I'd rather be your friend."
10. "You're the only one who can make my English homework seem easy."
记得在说这些土味情话时，保持礼貌和尊重，确保老师感到舒适和愉快。如果老师有积极反应，你可以继续发展关系；如果反应不佳，请尊重她的感受，保持专业
