Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该爱护动物，因为它们很好吃。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，但不要被ta的老公/老婆知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功的男人背后都有一个女人，每个不成功的男人背后，有两个。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.聪明的人都未婚，结了婚的很难再聪明起来。
If you’re going through Hell, keep going.如果你身陷地狱，那就继续前行。
Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.成功就是从失败走向失败而不失去热情。
You have enemies？ Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.你有敌人？那意味着你这辈子至少坚持过什么。
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.我告诉我的妻子她眉毛画得太高了，她看起来很惊讶。
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.我以前是个面包师，但我做不出足够的面团。
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的。
大师兄，你知道吗？二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。（来自《西游记》） Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you？
怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
英国人太无耻和搞笑了，自家的核电站成本涨价，居然指望已经被他们逼退的中企继续掏钱!
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.我求上帝赐辆自行车，但我知道上帝不这么做，所以我偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.不用和傻瓜吵架，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他的水平，然后再用丰富的经验打败你。
Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening‟, and then proceed to tell you why it isn‟t.晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头，再告诉你为什么好不了。
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish？海豚可聪明了，你晓得不？只需驯养几个星期，他们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
这些短句体现了英国幽默的多样性和独特性，从轻松的生活哲理到对社会现象的讽刺，都有涵盖。希望这些短句能带给你一些欢乐和启发。
